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Rapey Taptastic 

When an individual is so undeniably raggable, you would tap them within an inch of their life, more than likely dislocating their jaw and breaking a limb or 2 in the process, before beasting every orifice into a bloody crescendo of delight ...Who said romance was dead? Make way for the necrophilliacs
You're proper rapey taptastic; I want to taste your insides on the outside
Rapey Taptastic by iBane June 18, 2011

Toetastic 

A word describing something that is equal to or exceeding the quality of a toe
It would be so Toetastic if you could cut your toenails before the event starts
Toetastic by Tooooeeeereater July 20, 2023

faptastic 

Said when you see a hot girl (or even just a picture) that makes you want to drop and unload. Can also be used as an adjective for a hot girl. Also see fap.
Oh. My. God. She is so faptastic!
faptastic by MoonKnight November 24, 2002

faptastic 

When someone finds something on the internet that is easy to masturbate to.
George: I just found some awesome lesbian porn site!
Me: Thats faptastic!
faptastic by Bryce T April 16, 2008

tapmatic 

describing someone who you would not hesitate to sleep with; gorgeous; irresitable
"that Denise is soooo tapmatic...I'd do her in a second!"
tapmatic by bmoc November 20, 2003

tardtastic 

Something so FANTASTICALLY stupid or retarded, it ceases to be fantastic and thus becomes tardtastic! Lengthen the 'A' in tard for a more dramatic effect.
"It's a TARDTASTIC day today!"

"This photocopier is acting completely tardtastic today!"

"Wow, that girl in the helmet over there is tardtastic!"

"How ya doing today there, Biff?"
"Taaaaaaaaaaardtastic!"
tardtastic by Zephyr May 4, 2004