tarpophilia 

A perversion or paraphilia involving tarpaulin fabric. Facetiously someone who borrows tarpaulins and never returns them.

I never saw that tarp again.

No that girl is a real tarpophiliac!

tarpophilia by The Fat Welshman November 15, 2022

trypophilia 

Trypophilia is a strong, unjustified and often sexual, attraction to the sight of holes, irregular patterns or clusters of small holes or bumps.

Did you check out Jack Oat's latest book? That guy defined trypophilia. He went from A*holes to eYeHoles.

trypophilia by iAmJackOat June 7, 2020

tabophilia 

Not to be confused with taphophilia, tabophilia is a condition in which an Internet user becomes obsessed with browser tabs. A tabophile may have 10+ tabs open at any one time with the conviction that they may have the need to save those tabs for later. Another symptom is saving tabs at the end of each browsing session and letting them carry over to the next session. This allows the number of tabs to accumulate quite quickly. Sufferers of this condition are usually net addicts.

-"Why do you have 93 tabs open?"
-"Shut up, I might need all those!"
-"Holy crap, you have tabophilia, don't you?!"
-"Yeah, sorry I meant to tell you."

tabophilia by lechatfou August 12, 2009

Tabrophilia 

To have an extreme amount of tabs open whilst browsing the internet.

"David.... why do you have so many tabs open?"
David shrugs
"You have a severe case of tabrophilia"

Tabrophilia by Chlamydiargh May 29, 2017

tacophilia 

The feeling of attraction to, or love of, a whole mess of tacos

It's Tuesday and I cant control my tacophilia ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

tacophilia by the137 June 20, 2020

Turophilia 

The sexual attraction to cheese.

Guy 1: (Moaning and eating cheese)
Guy 2: Why are you doing that?
Guy 1: I have turophilia.

Turophilia by herdofdoggos May 25, 2021