Tardedness 

Being slow or dumb.Usely doing it for a reason.

Her tardedness was bugging me.

Tardedness by Kiddnothing February 4, 2009

tardness

1. In reference to being retarded, level of retardedness

Mike, let's compare our tardness of adding definitions to the urban dictionary.

tardness by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

tiredness 

You are extremely tired or are really tired...so therefore it would be tiredness

I'm dying of extreme tiredness.

tiredness by Meggo Eggo July 5, 2006

tardiness 

n. Used to express:
1) Degree of retardedness
2) Degree of lateness

1) "Your tardiness is unbelievable!"
2) "Explain your tardiness!"

tardiness by spronkey November 30, 2003

Retort Tardiness 

A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended

"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"

Retort Tardiness by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

turdedness 

An expression of the word turd in a verb form. When something is turded it can be closely described as being crapped on. Turdedness however goes a step further and expresses the shittiness of a situation or action. Can be used in the same context as craziness.

"You won't believe the turdedness I had to deal with today. A cop wrote me a ticket for going 2 km over the limit!"

turdedness by sumerwine January 28, 2010

tardliness

the quality or habit of being a person that is stupid, or innefective.

My tardliness precludes me from writing a more witty example.

tardliness by ralionairb August 25, 2009