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tapindowski by Broccoli rob... March 6, 2022
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Tapindowski
A Polish merchant, who trades with his teammates in Mickey Mouse league for tapins which he uses to score goals and win fake awards. Like other pen merchants like penaldo and mpaypal, he is often referred as goat.
Tapindowski by Harry Maguire GOAT April 15, 2023
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The name was given to Robert Lewandowski, a Polish striker who plays for Bayern Munich,due to his majority of goals inside the box. Usually used by toxic 13 year olds to say "sUaReZ iS bEtTeR tHaN tApinDOwsKI."
I mean, respect both of them, no hate for anybody,right?
I mean, respect both of them, no hate for anybody,right?
Bayern fan: "Hey, did you see Lewandowski's hattrick last night?"
toxic Barcelona fanboy: Tapindowski's a penalty merchant playing in farmer's league. Suarez is clear.
Bayern fan: "Explain to me why Lewa had played fewer games in the Champions League than Suarez and Aguero combined but still has more goals than both of them. Shut up and learn to respect people who work hard to achieve such milestones. If you think scoring goals is easy, why don't you go and play instead of sitting on your fat ass, posting bullshit all day?
toxic Barcelona fanboy: Tapindowski's a penalty merchant playing in farmer's league. Suarez is clear.
Bayern fan: "Explain to me why Lewa had played fewer games in the Champions League than Suarez and Aguero combined but still has more goals than both of them. Shut up and learn to respect people who work hard to achieve such milestones. If you think scoring goals is easy, why don't you go and play instead of sitting on your fat ass, posting bullshit all day?
tapindowski by NoNonsenseYT March 7, 2022
Robert Tapindowski
Ancient finished tap in merchant for the ancient finished “club” FC VARcelona, a small european team riddled with debt, lies and fraud players like Gayonel Pessi.
Eg: I fucking love cock!
John: Then you must be a Robert Tapindowski fan, although I personally prefer calling him Ancientoldski.
John: Then you must be a Robert Tapindowski fan, although I personally prefer calling him Ancientoldski.
Robert Tapindowski by mrfactsfootballcr7 October 3, 2022
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