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Tapindowski 

A Polish merchant, who trades with his teammates in Mickey Mouse league for tapins which he uses to score goals and win fake awards. Like other pen merchants like penaldo and mpaypal, he is often referred as goat.
Don't be a tapindowski. You will not get any tapins here.
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tapindowski 

The name was given to Robert Lewandowski, a Polish striker who plays for Bayern Munich,due to his majority of goals inside the box. Usually used by toxic 13 year olds to say "sUaReZ iS bEtTeR tHaN tApinDOwsKI."
I mean, respect both of them, no hate for anybody,right?
Bayern fan: "Hey, did you see Lewandowski's hattrick last night?"
toxic Barcelona fanboy: Tapindowski's a penalty merchant playing in farmer's league. Suarez is clear.
Bayern fan: "Explain to me why Lewa had played fewer games in the Champions League than Suarez and Aguero combined but still has more goals than both of them. Shut up and learn to respect people who work hard to achieve such milestones. If you think scoring goals is easy, why don't you go and play instead of sitting on your fat ass, posting bullshit all day?
tapindowski by NoNonsenseYT March 7, 2022

Robert Tapindowski

Ancient finished tap in merchant for the ancient finished “club” FC VARcelona, a small european team riddled with debt, lies and fraud players like Gayonel Pessi.
Eg: I fucking love cock!

John: Then you must be a Robert Tapindowski fan, although I personally prefer calling him Ancientoldski.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026