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Taphi is very smart. She's a savage. Very Loud and dramatic. Very open. Nice to talk to.
Taphi loves Pizza
taphi by Yanelz1 October 11, 2020
Words you can keep
dutch’s Plan for some reason he became obsessed with Tahiti and becoming a mango farming
Dutch “I have a plan Arthur.”
Arthur “Let me guess Dutch.”
Both “Tahiti.”
Tahiti by Toaster strudel 5268 October 13, 2020
Related Words
taphi Taphir La-Taphia tahir tahiti Tachi Tahira Taahir Tahirah tahiya

Taphouse 

A bar/pub where everybody in Surrey goes too...to get fcked up especially surrey jacks where they go do yayo in the bathroom and get turned down majority of the time by girls. Your local slurrey girls go there as well to get fcked up and forget about their ex.
Gary: "Hey Fudu, wanna go to the taphouse n get fckin hectic or wat?"

Buddy Guy: "I'm downzzz broo let's go roll deeeep in the charger brooo"
Taphouse by Straightupyeooo September 18, 2018
U may be thinking what is a Tahir, well a Tahir is a person of many traits. He is a very down to earth person and can be seen to have a big heart for anyone it doesn’t matter wether they are new or old people in his life or wether they play a big factor. A Tahir is extremely good looking, this means that a Tahir will have a variety of options. He a huge penis. Tahir is not a player but doesn’t want anything until he finds the right one. Your lucky if ur the right one as a Tahir is extremely loyal once he has you it’s ride or die. Furthermore a Tahir is very intellectual. He loves money but isn’t greedy and whenever he has something he will share it with the needy. A Tahir is what everyone needs in there life.
Tahir: is needed in everyones life
Tahir by Bdndhddhdh October 13, 2019
I Have A Plan, We Go To Tahiti
Tahiti by Doctorwho101 March 31, 2021
Dutch has a plan.
Have some goddamn faith, we are going to Tahiti!
Tahira is an amazing person. If you treat her well, she won't let any harm come to you, she won't hesitate to kill a bitch for you. Tahira is misunderstood because she's loud and outspoken but that just adds to why she's special. Tahira is the type of person who you can listen to old songs with and just jam out. You can goof around with her and thats amazing. She's always pretty, Aphrodite could NEVER.

Keep Tahira in your life, she'll be the light in your life.

She also looks like a goldfish.
Person 1: "omg who's that?"
Person 2: "she's so outspoken, she must be a tahira"
Person 1: "wow"
Tahira by Misskeishathechimpanzee February 4, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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