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A gnome that likes to fight. They're good at math and minecraft basically an M&M. The Tanjed I know looks like a platelet however they don't clot and got no clout😎.
Person 1:Heyy let's steal some food from Tanjed's house.
Person 2: why does he have an upside down horse and an enderman in a boat.
tanjed by Chattee March 19, 2021
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A gnome that likes to fight. Looks like a platelet but is good at math. Shares his food in minecraft so prolly a nice person.
Yo let's steal something from Tanjed's house.
Tanjed by Chattee March 19, 2021
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