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noun. When headphones are placed neatly into a pocket or bag or boxers, but when removed are tangled and knotted, as if they had a life of their own.
1. Look! I took my headphones out of my boxers and now they are in some serious tangleage with my penis.
tangleage by supbro1 March 1, 2009
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Tanglefag 

n. A person or persons attending Tanglewood, blocking Lenox traffic, and dressing much like a golfer from marthas vinyard. Most likely a rich second home owner with a very expensive car. adj. To act like a person who would go to tanglewood in bad clothing and block lenox traffic.
n. I am trying to go through Hawthorne ave. to get to my smoke spot but this tanglefag is driving far too slow. adj. Stop being such a tanglefag and take off that ridiculous vest!
Tanglefag by Dylan Nash September 22, 2007

tangleweed 

When your pubic hairs get all tangled up and it hurts!!!! A LOT!
Shit, Dawg I got to comb out my tangleweed!
tangleweed by XPR March 31, 2004

Dangleage 

When you see a man bent over with out clothing on and you can see the bits and pieces between his legs, this is called dangleage.
Hey, girl look at that (referencing to a man bent over putting on his pants in his suv), I see dangleage :o)
Dangleage by Haloakajb March 9, 2010

Tangladesh 

An unincorporated village on the edge of Nieu (Nieu has 1,700 residents) Near New Zealand and the island of Tonga, owned by Asia. Some of the languages spoken in this region include Tangladeshian and Tongan. Some influential residents are Onan-hi’ Lasahinigah and Adamehau Okaya’foi.
“Dude, I can’t come out as gay in Tangladesh because I won’t be able to put candles on my windowsill for my affe-gishaans on the 14th!”
Tangladesh by twinkdeath January 22, 2025

Bro- tanglement

That moment went when friends simultaneously text each other or simultaneously think of each other or simultaneously think of one another and text each other.
Derived from the theory of Quantum Entanglement.
"Bro we texted each other at the same time!" "Yeah, that's some crazy Bro- tanglement!"
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