tandroid

A robotic offshoot of humanity that is only concerned with four things: gym, tan, laundry, and "smooshing".
Best exemplified by the characters on the TV show Jersey Shore.

If encountered in the wild, do not startle them, and do NOT accept the offer of a drink.

Yo yo yo! We tandroids be doin' GTL before hittin' the clubs! It's a Joisey thang!

by fernguts March 30, 2011