tampon's on
Dude1: "damn I couldn't fuck that girl today.. the tampon's on"
Dude2: "what?"
Dude1: "she's on her period, bro!!!"
Dude2: "what?"
Dude1: "she's on her period, bro!!!"
tampon's on by octobandits July 17, 2011
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Satan's Tampon
"DO NOT pull on satan's tampon!" .."if you make him mad, he's gonna blow up on you!"
A.K.A: "Bloody Hell."
A.K.A: "Bloody Hell."
Satan's Tampon by Satans-Tampon November 6, 2023
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The Devil's Tampon
Four Different Shots of Liquor lined up, the last being Devil Springs Vodka, and a line of cocaine extending from the base of the last shot glass...
from above it resembles a tampon, the cocaine looking like the string...
you down the shots and blow the line in rapid succession
from above it resembles a tampon, the cocaine looking like the string...
you down the shots and blow the line in rapid succession
" Dude, I pulled on The Devil's Tampon twice last night, I was so mangled I ass banged "THE RED ONION."
"Did you Cry?"
"Did you Cry?"
The Devil's Tampon by Jake aka Mr. Dick Fitzwell October 13, 2008
amber's tampon
An extra regular motherfucker who is stuck so far up a woman's vagina that he loses sight of his role as a man. In other words, he's a bitch.
amber's tampon by jadedgypsey March 30, 2015
tampon swing
tampon swing by Tomscunt January 19, 2016
Tampon Sniffer
This is a straight male of any color that tries way too hard to hang with a clique of females. This guy is a pure pussy and will love or hate a new female coming into the work place or a school just as if he were a bitch. This guy is just another lame trying to fit in to get laid at some point.
Clique of females are standing around with a tampon sniffer.
girl #1:Hey did you guys see that new girl? She thinks she is so pretty because she has big breasts!
tampon sniffer dude: Yeah, she is so ugly I'd never touch that!
girl #2:here she comes!
girl #1:Hey did you guys see that new girl? She thinks she is so pretty because she has big breasts!
tampon sniffer dude: Yeah, she is so ugly I'd never touch that!
girl #2:here she comes!
Tampon Sniffer by iheartkoreans October 5, 2011
tampon socket
a recepticle where a tampoon is inserted.
See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, furburger, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, furburger, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
tampon socket by dave December 4, 2003
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