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Satan's Tampon 

a spiritual trauma bomb, specifically fitted for a metaphorical suicide vest
"DO NOT pull on satan's tampon!" .."if you make him mad, he's gonna blow up on you!"

A.K.A: "Bloody Hell."
Satan's Tampon by Satans-Tampon November 6, 2023

The Devil's Tampon 

Four Different Shots of Liquor lined up, the last being Devil Springs Vodka, and a line of cocaine extending from the base of the last shot glass...

from above it resembles a tampon, the cocaine looking like the string...

you down the shots and blow the line in rapid succession
" Dude, I pulled on The Devil's Tampon twice last night, I was so mangled I ass banged "THE RED ONION."

"Did you Cry?"

amber's tampon 

An extra regular motherfucker who is stuck so far up a woman's vagina that he loses sight of his role as a man. In other words, he's a bitch.
There's something wrong with Brian! Must be amber's tampon.
amber's tampon by jadedgypsey March 30, 2015

tampon swing 

Pulling a bloody tampon out your cunt getting blood on the toilet bowl
Karen tampon swinged all over my toilet now theres blood everywhere looks like a crime scene
tampon swing by Tomscunt January 19, 2016

Tampon Sniffer

This is a straight male of any color that tries way too hard to hang with a clique of females. This guy is a pure pussy and will love or hate a new female coming into the work place or a school just as if he were a bitch. This guy is just another lame trying to fit in to get laid at some point.
Clique of females are standing around with a tampon sniffer.

girl #1:Hey did you guys see that new girl? She thinks she is so pretty because she has big breasts!

tampon sniffer dude: Yeah, she is so ugly I'd never touch that!

girl #2:here she comes!
Tampon Sniffer by iheartkoreans October 5, 2011

tampon socket 

a recepticle where a tampoon is inserted.

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im gonna go on down the oyster bar and see if i can scrounge up a tampon socket this weekend.
tampon socket by dave December 4, 2003