taladega night 

Having your first sexual experience in a moving car
with no one at the wheel

Last night I had me a Taladega Night with jamie

taladega night by codysexysaurus June 7, 2007

Talladega Nights 

The funniest movie ever made. Will Ferrell is a god as a result of this movie. Simply put, without this movie, our lives would be incomplete.

"If you don't like Talladega Nights, then fuck you."

Talladega Nights by Padilla August 17, 2006

Talladega Nights 

Every NASCAR driver's life story.

Talladega Nights is factual.

Talladega Nights by qwug August 9, 2006

Cal Norton Jr. (Talladega Nights) 

When you have sex with a women who has passed out, most likey due to severe inebreation. This does not include an instance where date rape drugs where used, only from the women's lack of self control. The Cal Norton pertains to a woman who has suggested sex only to pass out, as well as when a women passes out during sex and you decide the job is worth finishing.

For those who enjoy the occassional Cal Norton Jr., an excellent method is to nudge your hubby as she sleeps while suggesting sex. She may respond with a delerious grunt/sigh of apporoval. Congradulations, time for a Cal Norton Jr.

The Cal Norton Jr. is a complex and delicate interation, demonstrating the true passion between only the most intimate of lovers.

origin-NASCAR Country

Woman: (Cries of extacy as you pound her, savagley)

Man: Grunts of manly delight

Woman: ZZZZZZZZ

Man: Hmmm, what the hell? (He decides to resume the smash fest)

This is a classic example of the always enjoyable and unbelievably classy, Cal Norton Jr. (Talladega Nights). Yea Boi!

Cal Norton Jr. (Talladega Nights) by CavemanBossDoot July 7, 2011