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Take Care of Business

Masturbation primarily for maintenance and not necessarily for self gratification. Without it, one may not think clearly, act rationally, or make the best decisions around the opposite sex.

Much like clearing bats out of the belfry.
Brian: I screwed up last night with Karen. I was off my game.

Simon: 'Cause you weren't thinking dude, all you wanted was to get laid.

Brian: Huh. Really?

Simon: Next time, take care of business before seeing Karen.

take care of business

A man’s way of saying to his girlfriend or someone else that he wants or is going to masturbate.
Hey babe, wanna help me take care of business tonight?

I Have Some Business To Take Care Of 

It's like telling someone - Piss off, I no longer wish to hear your voice and pretend to be interested.
-Thinking- "Man, I really want to get away from this idiot... I can't stand the prattle eminating from their mouth...."
-Speaking- "Hey, Bill... I have some business to take care of. Can I get back to you later?"

take care of some very important business 

a euphemism for using the restroom. -It makes it sound important, because even though other people think it's not, you know it is.
Excuse me... I have to take care of some very important business. Back in a sec.

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026