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Mike: I need to go mop up it's so hot in this warehouse riding this forklift around.
Boss: Make it fast, we don't have all day.
Boss: Make it fast, we don't have all day.
by cut the cards August 8, 2022
Get the mop upmug. Roger: See that gal across the room ?
Harvey: Yes, she takes my breath away.
Roger: You got that right. She will take your breath away. I hired her to peel wallpaper in my bathroom with it.
Harvey: Yes, she takes my breath away.
Roger: You got that right. She will take your breath away. I hired her to peel wallpaper in my bathroom with it.
by cut the cards February 23, 2023
Get the take your breath awaymug. Roger: Boy, that sure was uncomfortable at the holiday gathering yesterday.
Harvey: Not sure what you mean ?
Roger: Lots of conversations and perceived slights henceforth to cry and whine about.
Harvey: Sorry, I had to take a leak every time I heard one start, or get more food.
Roger: Good move. You don't have to throw your hat in the ring then.
Harvey: I block numbers after these get together's for a while. It's great.
Harvey: Not sure what you mean ?
Roger: Lots of conversations and perceived slights henceforth to cry and whine about.
Harvey: Sorry, I had to take a leak every time I heard one start, or get more food.
Roger: Good move. You don't have to throw your hat in the ring then.
Harvey: I block numbers after these get together's for a while. It's great.
by cut the cards March 12, 2023
Get the hat in the ringmug. Wife: You are going golfing, etc. ?
Hubby: Yes do you approve dear?
Wife: NO. Stay home with me and watch Hallmark channel.
Hubby: See ya I'm going.
Wife: No day drinking otherwise you can forget about you know what later tonight.
Hubby: No problem chirp.
Hubby: Yes do you approve dear?
Wife: NO. Stay home with me and watch Hallmark channel.
Hubby: See ya I'm going.
Wife: No day drinking otherwise you can forget about you know what later tonight.
Hubby: No problem chirp.
by cut the cards December 31, 2022
Get the chirpmug. Roger: Man, we sure had a good time at the club.
Harvey: Yes. Did you see the convertible ?
Roger: Yes. He didn't think I saw him take out the garbage in the morning with it all the way removed.
Harvey: Yes. Did you see the convertible ?
Roger: Yes. He didn't think I saw him take out the garbage in the morning with it all the way removed.
by cut the cards March 8, 2023
Get the convertiblemug. Drive your man all around town and pay for the car, gas, insurance, etc. especially when out of henny and weed.
Julie: Where to next baby ?
De'Vontleroy: I tolds you !
Julie: Sorry. Want to swing through Popeyes or KFC too as I slackerdrive ?
De'Vontleroy: I tolds you !
Julie: Sorry. Want to swing through Popeyes or KFC too as I slackerdrive ?
by cut the cards December 27, 2022
Get the slackerdrivemug. Roger: I went to the spin class at silver sneakers.
Carl: How was it ?
Roger: I met this nice looking older woman.
Carl: How did that go ?
Roger: She turned out to be a silver stinker once we went to her place.
Carl: How was it ?
Roger: I met this nice looking older woman.
Carl: How did that go ?
Roger: She turned out to be a silver stinker once we went to her place.
by cut the cards January 7, 2023
Get the silver stinkermug.