tajver

Is the most prettiest girl in the worldddddd. She’s ok.

I love my bestie Tajver!

by anonymous October 27, 2020

Tajver

A very strong name with the historic meaning of Royal. Tajvers are very hot (male or female) and you are likely to fall in love with a Tajver very easily so be weary. Other then that they can be egotistical/full of themselves.

Do you know Tajver?

by anonymous November 23, 2021

tavern ham

Pussy that has been aged from years of sitting on a bar stool at the local tavern. Most often having a salty taste with a honey glazed looked about it.

In need of a slam piece for the night, I dragged home some regional tavern ham. It was like a wizards sleeve blowin' in the wind.

by Jcover June 27, 2014

tavern shack

A bedroom commonly dedicated to fucking the baddest bitches and hangin with the most gucci homies.

"Yo Dan, wanna go fuck some bitches in the tavern shack?", Said Ty and Ash.

by Dick Pumper January 28, 2014

Carey tavern

Carey tavern is The bar in Westfield Indiana that is rachet as fuck and is a meat market for all the men that can’t get laid at a good bar. Carey tavern hosts the worst karaoke in all of Indiana. The DJ likes to creep on young women in hopes of finding someone slightly attractive than their cheating wives. The entire bar smells like a gas station bathroom that you find in the middle of nowhere that is stained with the smell of meth. The local people will tell you it’s the best bar in town.

Hey bro, let’s pick up some Carey tavern strange!

by Barofregret August 5, 2018

Sumerian Tavern Joke

The earliest example of a bar joke is Sumerian, on a tablet dating from the early Old Babylonian Empire (c. 1894-1800 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog, having walked into an inn, did not see anything, (and so he said): 'Shall I open this (door)?'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.

i cry myself to sleep every night thinking about the Sumerian tavern joke and the Sumer way of life. Oh to be a dog born in Mesopotamia between 3500 and 3000 B.C.E

by Richard Haass March 14, 2022

Tavern Tan

The type of tan that only appears on your face and is the product of a lot of drinking.

That guy loves drinking so much that he has a permanent tavern tan.

by Bobar the Bobarian March 24, 2009