The consequences usually associated with the sex act involving a man being masturbated by long hair that is wrapped around the penis and pulled suddenly like a rip cord, resulting in much pain by most/all parties, and often confusion as to how it occurred.

Last night my girlfriend was wanking me off with her hair.
She jerked so feverishly I had a bad case of tangulation.

Tangulation by We are Budju May 18, 2021

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talklationship

When y'all just talking and it ain't going no where

Mya and Myles were in a talklationship for the longest .

talklationship by Crazy_Kutz November 29, 2015

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fagulation

n. The cold and analytical viewing of another man's beauty products, clothes, or friends in order to determine their sexual orientation.

After much fagulation, I determined you're a fag with only a %2 chance of error.

fagulation by Chisholm May 1, 2006

Premature Tabulation

1. Accidentally pressing the space bar.

2. Transmitting an unintended message by accidentally pressing the space bar.

3. Insulting your friend with an unintentional response to their status update because you didn't realize facebook changed the format for entering text without the need to press the "enter" button. And to make a new paragraph, you have to hold the shift key + space.

I prematurely tabulated when responding to my friend's facebook status by typing what I would really like to say but shouldn't and transmitted the unintended message by accidentally bumping the space bar. I dislike premature tabulation!

Premature Tabulation by Mortgage Commitments April 13, 2011

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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