The consequences usually associated with the sex act involving a man being masturbated by long hair that is wrapped around the penis and pulled suddenly like a rip cord, resulting in much pain by most/all parties, and often confusion as to how it occurred.

Last night my girlfriend was wanking me off with her hair.
She jerked so feverishly I had a bad case of tangulation.

Tangulation by We are Budju May 18, 2021

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talklationship

When y'all just talking and it ain't going no where

Mya and Myles were in a talklationship for the longest .

talklationship by Crazy_Kutz November 29, 2015

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fagulation

n. The cold and analytical viewing of another man's beauty products, clothes, or friends in order to determine their sexual orientation.

After much fagulation, I determined you're a fag with only a %2 chance of error.

fagulation by Chisholm May 1, 2006

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Premature Tabulation

1. Accidentally pressing the space bar.

2. Transmitting an unintended message by accidentally pressing the space bar.

3. Insulting your friend with an unintentional response to their status update because you didn't realize facebook changed the format for entering text without the need to press the "enter" button. And to make a new paragraph, you have to hold the shift key + space.

I prematurely tabulated when responding to my friend's facebook status by typing what I would really like to say but shouldn't and transmitted the unintended message by accidentally bumping the space bar. I dislike premature tabulation!

Premature Tabulation by Mortgage Commitments April 13, 2011

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