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taffling 

When yo side sticky like taffy
My underwear is taffling
taffling by Dr Clint Camley April 9, 2017
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Traffling 

Traffling: The most extreme form of domestic cat kneading or "Making Biscuits," done with straight legs, a high, military step, and an apparent sense of urgency.
Vyacheslav, my twenty-pound Russian Blue, was the perfect companion, except for his incessant traffling on my midsection, which more than once resulted in memorable indigestion.
Traffling by BelAir Hilloc December 30, 2018
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traffling 

Messing around, joking, just playing..

generally used when a white guy is trying to be black.
1-Dude, look at that Tyler kid!!
2- Oh don't worry about him, he's just traffling.
1- Uh, you're white...
traffling by floatyourboat May 30, 2010

taflinger 

Noun: somebody who sticks a golf club, usually their Nike Sasquatch driver, up their ass while whacking off to golf.
yea when I was with my friend Steve while watching the U.S. Open my friend totally pulled a Taflinger.
taflinger by dallas white July 22, 2007
The act of making a noise by hitting your abdominal muscles with your penis. For best results, one needs 1) to lie down and 2) to have a semi
Flaccid or erect penises do not work so well as the former is too soft to make a loud enough noise and the latter is less mobile.
A group of 'taffers' may be able to create beats as each taffer will usually create a noise with a slightly different pitch to that of his fellow taffers.
Mike: One knock means start taffing, two means stop
*knock*
*taf taf taf*
Taffing by TafMeister August 17, 2010

twaffling 

The act of telling for twatwaffles.
I'm out twaffling.
twaffling by blakwulf March 11, 2014
Talking while laughing usually while repeating a singular word one says.
That some greengold grain gr eL. 1 gram? Ya. A gr. A 1000? A Tao Sand? A Tao Saan? Or a Dao Saand.

Taffing over "Douse and" while misinterpreting anothers pun.

Phonetampun springen.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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