tacostand

1. A small house of female prostitution.
2. A closet, shed, or cardboard box used for prostitution by a female.
3. A stand with base for holding a prosthetic vagina.
4. A stand often with base for holding a common taco.

Not to mistake a fishy refrigerator box for a tacostand, but I would not put it past this alley.

by Praerie Sequin March 7, 2010

Screw This Taco Stand

When you get fed up in an (usually upscale) store waiting too long in line or for a salesperson to help you out, you say this while exiting the store. You are calling the store inferior.

after 20 minutes looking for help or at a register:

C'mon man, Screw this Taco Stand, I get better service at Wally World.

by SCRhollywood November 23, 2009

blow this taco stand

get the heck out of a place

I'm gonna graduate in December and blow this taco stand.

by Annn On October 14, 2008

Pink Taco Stand

a location at which one would encounter and enjoy an abundance of pussy.

if i wanted to go to a pink taco stand i would AVOID erics house seeing as it will never hav ANY women AT ALL.

by tobaditsnotmyname April 30, 2005

Cuban Reverse Taco Stand

Successfully inserting your erect penis into a womans vagina after leaping from a nearby table or chair, please consider the amount of erectile strength needed to perform this act of sex.

Greg leaped from the kitchen table and successfully performed a cuban reverse taco stand, inserting the erection into Sophie's vagina.

by xxDogLiquorxx February 12, 2010

wee-man taco stand

A sexual act in which a female receives cunilingus while standing with legs spread eagle from a dwarf/midget standing proud, standing tall.

Missy took a midget home from the bar last night, to feed at her wee-man taco stand.

by David Kenney November 30, 2007

Screw This Taco Stand

When someone's just done with being at the office and is calling it a day.

"I'm done with this place... Screw this Taco Stand..."

by paradmshft April 24, 2009