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put my boots on 

Verb-to prepare for a fight

prison slang for getting ready to go fight or be involved in a riot.
I heard you were called out when the yard opens.

you heard right, i'm going to put my boots on right now...are you coming?

yeah, I'll put my boots on too, I got your back
put my boots on by SCRhollywood February 7, 2010
From Shakespeare's Merchant of Venice, Shylock's Daughter.

A woman known for her poetry, creativity and beauty but she never lets on that she is aware of it. She would rather support her Love's interests than become too involved in her own.
Man, Aaron is so lucky, he hooked up with a total Hulburt.

Yeah, he will go far with that hot little Hulburt at his side.
Hulburt by SCRhollywood February 5, 2010

Rio Linda Girls 

From a real small town called Rio Linda, near Sacramento. Made popular by Rush Limbaugh for the heavy use of meth and white trash people who live there. Rio Linda girls are often the butt of jokes.
Q-What do you call 4 Rio Linda girls walking together?

A- A full set of teeth.

Q-What's the first thing a Rio Linda girl does each morning?

A-Walks home.

Q-Why do Rio Linda girls wear panties?

A-To keep their ankles warm.
Rio Linda Girls by SCRhollywood February 5, 2010

Beach Balls 

a condition that causes shrinkage of a man's testicles when exposed to cold water, especially common at the beach. also called, pool balls, hairy walnut, or salt-water nuts. always a source of great laughter.
did you hook up with that beach bunny?

no way possible after she saw the beach balls. she just couldn't stop laughing long enough to be serious.
Beach Balls by SCRhollywood February 4, 2010

pink mashie

skateboard term that means smashed finger, usually obtained by screwing up any trick which requires you to grab the board.

also called stubbed blunts, bloody stumps, pink stubby blunts, etc
i hit the top of the half-pipe while reaching down to grab my deck, missing the board altogether i ran over my own fingers leaving me with 3 pink mashies
pink mashie by SCRhollywood February 3, 2010
a verb meaning, to pursue other guys girlfriends or wives. also called a bacon bandit.
From Mexico City, DF, Carlos Anorve aka The Macho Latin Lover, whose greatest claim was that he never slept with the same woman twice. Always tried to sleep with his friend's women.
Hey, don't Carlos that chick. That's Andrew's girlfriend, Joni.
Carlos by SCRhollywood February 3, 2010

Screw This Taco Stand 

When you get fed up in an (usually upscale) store waiting too long in line or for a salesperson to help you out, you say this while exiting the store. You are calling the store inferior.
after 20 minutes looking for help or at a register:

C'mon man, Screw this Taco Stand, I get better service at Wally World.