taco squish Share definition Flag When a woman takes her vagina and repeatedly places it on her lovers face, similar to tea-bagging. Jeff; Dude, whats that thing on your face? Rob; Sandra taco squished me and left a snail trail. taco squish by SadimirPutin April 25, 2015 0 0 Get merch Get the taco squish mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch