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taco neck 

One of the most popular sleeping positions when traveling. The head is tilted to a side resting on a window, seat belt, pillow, etc. Resembles a position you would make with your head when eating a taco. Results in neck pain and a really shitty nap.
That overnight bus to Phoenix killed me. I had taco neck the whole time.
taco neck by david10 December 14, 2008
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taco neck 

A sprained neck that hurts real bad like.
I couldn't come to school because i had taco neck
taco neck by Wigglybean May 23, 2006

taco neck 

When your eating a girl out, who has giant mud flaps, her beef curtains fall down around your neck. This forms a taco neck.
taco neck by Chamby86 May 5, 2008

taco neck syndrome 

A permenent crook in the neck (usually tending to stick at a 45 degree angle to the left or right) due to the over-eating abuse of hardshells tacos. The unnaturual exertions placed on the neck due to the "crunchy taco eating bend" develop into taco neck syndrome.

Reports have shown that cases of taco neck syndrome have been developing more and more frequently in instances of use with Taco Bell's new crunch wrap supreme, as well.
Shaquille O'Neal exhibits acute taco neck syndrome in his free throw shooting.

Morroco Neck Taco 

Eating mass amounts of mexican tacos with extra hot sauce. Holding it in all day until you return to your residence and shit all over your poor girlfriend's neck.
Dawn loved the Morroco Neck Taco so much that she propmtly requested for another.
Morroco Neck Taco by Dutch Oven 83 January 14, 2007

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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