Taco Man 

A super hero with a mustache, diguised as a taco that uses his taco powers to repel evil.

Taco Man by Hill Man February 12, 2006

Taco man 

A man covered in tacos

I need a taco man

Taco man by Eric davenport October 12, 2018

Taco Man 

A man with a vagina.

"Has your new boyfriend got a big dick?"
"Oh, he's a taco man, so we use a strapon"

Taco Man by thatlittlepenis February 10, 2017

Taco-man 

Hiding outside the Taco Bell drive through and stealing someone's food when the employee hands it out the window. when running away it is necesary to yell "TACO MAN!!!"

hey, lets Taco-man tonight.

Taco-man by pinman09 March 28, 2007

tiny taco man 

Short hispanic dude whos chilling with the platoon

Hey Branch you are a tiny taco man.

tiny taco man by j76815 March 27, 2019

Maky Taco Man

Maky is Taco Man

She is so tall and white
Her boyfriend’s name is Choi
Who she goes to see at night

1:Who is that tall girl white as the winter snow?
2:Why, it’s Maky Taco man

Maky Taco Man by Pudgy Monkey April 17, 2021

wee-man taco stand 

A sexual act in which a female receives cunilingus while standing with legs spread eagle from a dwarf/midget standing proud, standing tall.

Missy took a midget home from the bar last night, to feed at her wee-man taco stand.

wee-man taco stand by David Kenney November 30, 2007