tackle monkey 

A defensive midfielder in football who's only job is to prevent the other team to gain possession and create chances.

You are gonna be the tackle monkey in this game. Just get the balls from them motherfuckers and pass the ball on to your nearest team mate." "Alright, coach!

tackle monkey by pilgrim535 March 4, 2011

monkey tickle 

The nervous sensation felt in the balls when afraid of falling or of heights, often experienced when standing on the edge of a building or riding a roller coaster.

When we stood on the observer box in the Willis Tower, I could really feel the monkey tickle looking down.

monkey tickle by danglyballzjohn February 5, 2017

18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner 

A notorious and brutal midget porno, in which a man is severely raped and jerked off by a gang of retarded Jamaican dwarves. It ends with a barrel of spider monkeys released onto the man's exposed and bruised body. They tickle his asshole, which initiates the largest man spooge scene ever filmed. This porno was released in the late 1970's, and can be rented and viewed at your local smut store.

l1k3 dud3 br0! I totally just went down to my local smut store and rented 18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner!

18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008