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Tabledance 

A striptease. Can be received in just about ANY strip club you can go to. Despite what some people think people DO still call them table-dances!
All I want for Christmas is a good table-dance from Candy...
Tabledance by Anonymous December 1, 2004
"I GOT TAMELED"
tameled by Manateeinatree July 18, 2017
To Bend someone over a table and fuck them hard.
Ray tabled his lover in a fit of passion.
Tabled by Dirk diddler May 20, 2015
To be completely and utterly hammered. We're not just talking about being a little tipsy, were talking about a mild inability to stand up. This is way past the stage where your puking on the unfortunate person you're hitting on. This is like the stage right before you pass out completely and get your stomach pumped and romantic affairs with inanimate objects no longer seem that out of the question.
Ohhhhhhh maaan... i have no idea where i am, will you help meee? (grabs fork and starts talking to it) Noooo... I'm not drunk.(giggles) I've only had a couple of beeeeers. Dooo you luv meee??? I luuuv you... (passes out, wakes up in either the hospital, the county jail or someones front lawn with a very painful hangover)

Man I shouldn't have gotten so tabled last night... that was a badddd idea.
Tabled by Zkello February 28, 2009

double ice tabled 

v. had sex with
Yo, your mom double ice tabled me so hard last night!
Man, you see that sexy girl over there? Yeah, I'd double ice table her.
double ice tabled by Snokesaurus January 30, 2014
Meaning to be extremely drunk, so drunk that you cannot get up from the table
Haha you should have seen him, he was completely tabled
tabled by irishhellgirl June 11, 2006