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Girls Don't Poop
The theory of Hot Chick Inverted Naval Vapor Intestinal Theory of Elimination
(HC INVITE)
Under the practice, beautiful women do not eliminate feces in the same manner as men. Rather, beautiful women possess a trait that is linked to beauty on chromosome 9. The trait grants beautiful women an inverted intestinal tract, such that the belly button (naval) of the beautiful women is the sole elimination medium, rather than the anus.
The waste matter passes through the inverted intestinal tract, where, as it approaches the naval, extremophilic enzymes target the waste and generate heat, thereby converting it from solid form to an invisible vapor. At the same time, additional enzymes act upon the transforming waste, such that it loses all scent.
The end result is that an invisible, odorless vapor is released through the naval and passes into the air around with absolutely no environmental or social consequences. This form of elimination is deemed most "noble", as it happens absolutely naturally and results in no disgusting expletives from men that otherwise would presume beautiful women poop.
On the other hand, unattractive females do not possess the linked gene on chromosome 9--as a result, they do not have inverted intestinal tracts, and such are forced to eliminate through the traditional "pooping" practice.
(HC INVITE)
Under the practice, beautiful women do not eliminate feces in the same manner as men. Rather, beautiful women possess a trait that is linked to beauty on chromosome 9. The trait grants beautiful women an inverted intestinal tract, such that the belly button (naval) of the beautiful women is the sole elimination medium, rather than the anus.
The waste matter passes through the inverted intestinal tract, where, as it approaches the naval, extremophilic enzymes target the waste and generate heat, thereby converting it from solid form to an invisible vapor. At the same time, additional enzymes act upon the transforming waste, such that it loses all scent.
The end result is that an invisible, odorless vapor is released through the naval and passes into the air around with absolutely no environmental or social consequences. This form of elimination is deemed most "noble", as it happens absolutely naturally and results in no disgusting expletives from men that otherwise would presume beautiful women poop.
On the other hand, unattractive females do not possess the linked gene on chromosome 9--as a result, they do not have inverted intestinal tracts, and such are forced to eliminate through the traditional "pooping" practice.
Random frat dude #1: Dude, that chick's so hot.
Random frat dude #2: I know bro, she definitely eliminates through HC INVITE!
Random frat dude #1: But girls don't poop!
Random frat dude #2: Dude, ya just don't understand.
Random frat dude #2: I know bro, she definitely eliminates through HC INVITE!
Random frat dude #1: But girls don't poop!
Random frat dude #2: Dude, ya just don't understand.
Girls Don't Poop by Pitt-Fan December 4, 2013
Girls don't poop
The widely accepted theory held by many men that the female gender does not defecate or pass anything out of their anus. This theory is contrary to the theory that girls do, in fact, poop.
Girls don't poop by keg poe July 30, 2009
Girls don't poop
The idea that females do not "go number 2".
This is theory is usually sported my men who do not like the thought or fact of women using the toilet to put poo in it.
It helps certain people perceive women as more beautiful in certain situations.
This thought can also be modified to "Only ugly girls poo".
This is theory is usually sported my men who do not like the thought or fact of women using the toilet to put poo in it.
It helps certain people perceive women as more beautiful in certain situations.
This thought can also be modified to "Only ugly girls poo".
Girls don't poop by PattyBadFingers March 1, 2010
Can't Pooch the Mounouch
Danny: I wish I could pull as many girls as you.
Steven: Well... you know what they say... Can't Pooch the Mounouch
Steven: Well... you know what they say... Can't Pooch the Mounouch
Can't Pooch the Mounouch by Horny4porny69 May 16, 2018
don't boop if you can't poop
Coined in Toronto Ontario, this phrase has begun to spread rapidly. The phrase essentially means don't try to talk if you can't walk the walk.
Note: There is no stress in the words boop and poop...when pronounced sounds more like bewp and pewp
Note: There is no stress in the words boop and poop...when pronounced sounds more like bewp and pewp
Hypothetical situation...Someone claims they can bench press 300 pounds when in reality they can only do 200...Response would be: Yo...don't boop if you can't poop.
don't boop if you can't poop by Tha Ambassador July 15, 2006