The theory of Hot Chick Inverted Naval Vapor Intestinal Theory of Elimination


Under the practice, beautiful women do not eliminate feces in the same manner as men. Rather, beautiful women possess a trait that is linked to beauty on chromosome 9. The trait grants beautiful women an inverted intestinal tract, such that the belly button (naval) of the beautiful women is the sole elimination medium, rather than the anus.

The waste matter passes through the inverted intestinal tract, where, as it approaches the naval, extremophilic enzymes target the waste and generate heat, thereby converting it from solid form to an invisible vapor. At the same time, additional enzymes act upon the transforming waste, such that it loses all scent.

The end result is that an invisible, odorless vapor is released through the naval and passes into the air around with absolutely no environmental or social consequences. This form of elimination is deemed most "noble", as it happens absolutely naturally and results in no disgusting expletives from men that otherwise would presume beautiful women poop.

On the other hand, unattractive females do not possess the linked gene on chromosome 9--as a result, they do not have inverted intestinal tracts, and such are forced to eliminate through the traditional "pooping" practice.
Random frat dude #1: Dude, that chick's so hot.

Random frat dude #2: I know bro, she definitely eliminates through HC INVITE!

Random frat dude #1: But girls don't poop!

Random frat dude #2: Dude, ya just don't understand.
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The widely accepted theory held by many men that the female gender does not defecate or pass anything out of their anus. This theory is contrary to the theory that girls do, in fact, poop.
I wonder why is smells so bad after Beth came out of the bathroom, cause girls don't poop.
by keg poe July 30, 2009
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The idea that females do not "go number 2".

This is theory is usually sported my men who do not like the thought or fact of women using the toilet to put poo in it.

It helps certain people perceive women as more beautiful in certain situations.

This thought can also be modified to "Only ugly girls poo".
Judi: I gotta go poop.

Pat: Nope. Girls don't poop.

Judi: What?
by PattyBadFingers March 1, 2010
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"What is the Triple P Enzyme"

It all begins when the baby is forming roughly during month 3 to 4 of pregnancy. A very unique moment begins in a females life while an enzyme is produced known as triple p "post pregnancy pooping". Triple p is a very sui generis enzyme that builds up adding fifteen percent of the pregnancy mass with on average twenty percent being the isolated weight. Without it the newly developed life would have no cushioning from the daily activities of a pregnant woman. At the time of birth when said woman is in labor, instructions are to push with all might to eliminate all built up poop. This being the first time disseminating of rectal waste, the doctor and nurses insist it is to get the baby out in a safe rapid manner to mitigate fright of feeling disgusted in the eyes of social norms when said bowel exfill occurs. Unfortunately scientists still have not been able to reverse the effects of the triple p enzyme. So once this peculiar feminine change begins to develop, there is no stopping the production of poop from that point on and the mother will now have a normal poop schedule and ridiculous flatulence on uncontrollable occasions. Astonishingly with all the science and evidence produced from long vigorous testing, women try to persuade men into thinking otherwise. This is nearly the beginning of the skirmish.

The proof is in the pudding......👨🏻 🔬
If Becky didn't have kids I'd eat her ass, because girls don't poop, but because she's a mom that means she poops now.
by CuriousSamAdventures October 1, 2019
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