t band
John kept T posing at Jenny, so Jenny showed off her T band. Now Jenny is the hottest girl in the school!
t band by Andrewsfoot February 3, 2019
Words you can keep
T-Shirt Band
Bands that you never hear about but you constantly see their names on people's T-shirts around your high school.
Guy: Hey man have you listened to the new All Time Low album?
Me: You mean that band on your T-Shirt? I think I will pass. I don't really like T-Shirt Bands.
Me: You mean that band on your T-Shirt? I think I will pass. I don't really like T-Shirt Bands.
T-Shirt Band by Palpino June 20, 2011
I'm so far behind I can't hear the band.
Describes a situation where one is woefully and comprehensively overdue with a task or work assignment. An older cliche presumably referring to a parade scenario lead by a marching band.
I'm so far behind I can't hear the band. by olde matey May 3, 2016
I don’t like the band Palaye Royale
I guess they might be Jews or something? But I’m actually quite suspicious of this band. It’s just the truth…Sorry.
I don’t like the band Palaye Royale by Gothic Miscreant October 8, 2023
band aids don't fix bullet holes
MAN1 shoots MAN2.
MAN2 drops to the floor and dies.
MAN1: Oh no you poor baby. Need a band aid?
MAN1: Oh wait band aids don't fix bullet holes.
MAN1: Haha i'm clever and you're dead.
MAN1: Rip bish.
MAN2 drops to the floor and dies.
MAN1: Oh no you poor baby. Need a band aid?
MAN1: Oh wait band aids don't fix bullet holes.
MAN1: Haha i'm clever and you're dead.
MAN1: Rip bish.
band aids don't fix bullet holes by Miss. AnonymousPuns October 1, 2017
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