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T-Shirt Band 

Bands that you never hear about but you constantly see their names on people's T-shirts around your high school.
Guy: Hey man have you listened to the new All Time Low album?
Me: You mean that band on your T-Shirt? I think I will pass. I don't really like T-Shirt Bands.
T-Shirt Band by Palpino June 20, 2011

I'm so far behind I can't hear the band. 

Describes a situation where one is woefully and comprehensively overdue with a task or work assignment. An older cliche presumably referring to a parade scenario lead by a marching band.
I'm never going to finish the page one graphic in time, I'm so far behind I can't hear the band.

I don’t like the band Palaye Royale 

I guess they might be Jews or something? But I’m actually quite suspicious of this band. It’s just the truth…Sorry.

band aids don't fix bullet holes 

When someone has been shot and band aids aren't the solution to the problem.
MAN1 shoots MAN2.
MAN2 drops to the floor and dies.
MAN1: Oh no you poor baby. Need a band aid?
MAN1: Oh wait band aids don't fix bullet holes.
MAN1: Haha i'm clever and you're dead.
MAN1: Rip bish.

T Bandzz 

T Bandzz has perfect eyes and has a horse cock he is very pimp like and is awesome to be around
T Bandzz fuck is you talking about
T Bandzz by T Bandzz February 5, 2021
bridge and tunnel an elitist derogatory term used to describe people who have to get into manhattan by bridge or tunnel
"She's a b and t skank" or
"They're so b and t, I bet they've never been to the Met before"
b and t by aro d April 21, 2008