Slurmitus

A type of STI Sexually Transmitted Infection that can cause a myriad of symptoms that can lead to heart failure.
They include chest discomfort, reddening of nether regions, nausea, indigestion, severe rash, heartburn, stomach pain, dizziness, throat or jaw pain, being easily exhausted, sweating, and arrhythmia.

Note: Symptoms similar to those of a heart attack and/or stroke.

Doctor: I'm afraid you've contracted Slurmitus...
Patient: Really? Is there a vaccine?
Doctor: I'm sorry but as of now a successful vaccine does not exist.

Slurmitus by Dr. Sanders MD Inter. Medicine June 4, 2019

Slurryitus Cystitis

Vaginal infection caused by not changing your soiled underwear quick enough after a severe dose of Slurryitus. Female only disease, (and possibly post op Transexuals).

Susan, (whilst in the toilet cubicle): " AAAAAAARGH!!! Fuck it stings when I piss and my flaps stink of shit!!".

Judith, (from the next door cubicle): " You should have changed your panties when you shat yourself in the paste room yesterday. I warned you about Slurryitus Cystitis. I am a first aider you know.

Slurryitus Cystitis by Upchucker March 31, 2009

slurryitus 

The act of accidently soiling ones self while at your place of work.

First aider: "Are you ok?"
Worker: "No i've just shit myself in the paste room, please dont tell anyone"
First aider: " HA HA everyone check this out, he just shit himself, hes got slurryitus."

slurryitus by Pase Room February 19, 2009

slutitus 

Virus that turns women into sluts.
Can be transmitted by being in contact with a slutty person.

"Be careful, they can give you slutitus."

slutitus by PaintedSlab June 29, 2014

Surminus 

When in a relationship you start having sex in the middle of sex you pullout and say "I don't want to ruin the friendship" and leave

Mark: how did it go with Sarah?
Bob: she crazy as fuck so I surminus her.

Surminus by Weirdo360 November 20, 2018

smurfitus 

it’s bad
It causes blue marks on your hands
Very serious condition

Very trickablw
Bad symptoms
Not treatable

“Does she have smurfitus cause she really do he acting like she does ?!”

smurfitus by Secret father of daughter May 16, 2020

smurfitus 

it’s bad
It causes blue marks on your hands
Very serious condition

Very trickablw
Bad symptoms
Not treatable

“Does she have smurfitus cause she really do he acting like she does ?!”

smurfitus by Secret father of daughter May 16, 2020