A type of STI Sexually Transmitted Infection that can cause a myriad of symptoms that can lead to heart failure.
They include chest discomfort, reddening of nether regions, nausea, indigestion, severe rash, heartburn, stomach pain, dizziness, throat or jaw pain, being easily exhausted, sweating, and arrhythmia.
Note: Symptoms similar to those of a heart attack and/or stroke.
They include chest discomfort, reddening of nether regions, nausea, indigestion, severe rash, heartburn, stomach pain, dizziness, throat or jaw pain, being easily exhausted, sweating, and arrhythmia.
Note: Symptoms similar to those of a heart attack and/or stroke.
Doctor: I'm afraid you've contracted Slurmitus...
Patient: Really? Is there a vaccine?
Doctor: I'm sorry but as of now a successful vaccine does not exist.
Patient: Really? Is there a vaccine?
Doctor: I'm sorry but as of now a successful vaccine does not exist.
by Dr. Sanders MD Inter. Medicine June 4, 2019
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