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Man with the smallest cock ever know to exist..
That man has a syzmon sized package.
syzmon by Bosc777 January 17, 2017
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Man who know infinite knowledge of polish lore and minecraft recipes they are known to be absolute fucking cretins
Bro you know guy named syzmon?
Yeah he taught how to make a ender eye
yeah hes a cretin
syzmon by reillyburger December 26, 2021
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Symone is one of the best people you can find. She short loving and hilarious. Symone loves attention good and having her shit together Symone gets aggravated if stuff doesn't go her way but that's only because Symone is a Princess. Symone is quick to check anybody by any means necessary but Symone will a good bestfriend girlfriend or wife
Symone is a badddd bihh.
Keep talking shit Symone gone catch you.
Symone got a big butt
Where can I get a girl like Symone
Symone by TwinkleToesForTheHoes March 1, 2017
A Thick , short , beautiful , & sometimes jealous girl. She can have a very bad attitude at times. She's a great person to hang around keeps you laughing. But she is also easily irritated and annoyed. She speaks her mind no matter what. She can be mean or nice depending on the mood she is in.
That Symone has no filter.
Symone is very beautiful.
Symone by Toocutepeterson January 31, 2015
Smart, awesome, cool, wondefful, sweet, innocent girl who can do anything:)
LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Symona
Symona by SimiSaunrz May 1, 2011
Symon is a wonderful and great person. They have amazing insight into people, and they are one of the kindest people. You will be lucky to know a Symon.

They are generous and way too intelligent for their own good =p

If you ever have a Symon in your life, never ever let them go, and treat them well, because they will be the best thing that could ever happen to you.
Symon is Dark and Handsome
Symon by pancakesandlungcancer October 11, 2011
szymon...short for Semen. He is funny and can never be serious. Loves to be random..and mostly RANDOM! very good friends if you get to know Szymon...he can be your best friend and sometimes stuck in the friend zone. But you better fall in love with Szymon cause he might be the only one. Warning...he can be mad over nothing and he can bite!! :D
szymon
szymon by bubbbaaa December 2, 2013
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