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a person who was once obsessed with me. until she stole the damn beanbag from me and alex. so i whacked her over the head. thus, she went and made out with dave. thus some other poor girl who lusts after dave went off crying in the backyard with brooke. who was upset that i, alex, was getting my nipples licked by alex.

symmone had a bracelet with a lock of daves hair on it. one night she awoke to discover it was missing, and there was hair in her mouth.
alex: get off the lounge fatty
symmone: NO.
alex: WHACK
symmone by alex blows goats September 8, 2003
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1)a person with a tendancy to torment alex and her phobia of clowns and rat in a hat
2)see fucktard
3)a person in no way related to alextopia
symmone-"Dave is hot"
Alex (in exasperation)-"BAHH! i hate you"
Symmone- "nooo you don't"
symmone by i rape donkeys August 17, 2003
alex - symmone is fat
alex (to symmone) - shut up fatty
symmone by alex blows goats September 19, 2003

Symmone Clark

Symmone Clark is an amazing young lady with an incredible attention to detail.
She has an energy similar to Scarlett Johansson and has the ability to make all the boys around her fall in love with her.
She is usually described with 'Theres just something about her' So if you manage to catch her hold on tight cause your in for a ride!
Symmone Clark will knock your socks off.
Symmone Clark by Ginny Cats February 4, 2010
Symone is one of the best people you can find. She short loving and hilarious. Symone loves attention good and having her shit together Symone gets aggravated if stuff doesn't go her way but that's only because Symone is a Princess. Symone is quick to check anybody by any means necessary but Symone will a good bestfriend girlfriend or wife
Symone is a badddd bihh.
Keep talking shit Symone gone catch you.
Symone got a big butt
Where can I get a girl like Symone
A Thick , short , beautiful , & sometimes jealous girl. She can have a very bad attitude at times. She's a great person to hang around keeps you laughing. But she is also easily irritated and annoyed. She speaks her mind no matter what. She can be mean or nice depending on the mood she is in.
That Symone has no filter.
Symone is very beautiful.
Symone by Toocutepeterson January 31, 2015

cock summoner 

A magician whose special and main ability is to summon dicks
1- Dude, that guy keeps on summoning dicks because he hasn't got one!

2- Be aware of the gay magicians! They can summon big dicks that will rape any hetero man that walks near them!

3- That girl is studying the cock summoning art, because she really loves dicks. She wants to become the best cock summoner in the world!
cock summoner by 99888776665 March 31, 2009