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Sybill effect

Auditor Smith: The department I just audited is suffering from the Sybill effect (or Trelawney effect).

Auditor James: What did they do?

Auditor Smith: Told us that if we didn't leave this instant and stop disrupting them, then that the planet's core was going to mutate causing a cataclysmic and irreversible instability, our ears would sprout brain eating butterflies, every volcano on Earth would simultaneously erupt, and one out of ever forth human being would transform into a brain and blood sucking zombie/vampire.

Auditor James: What department were you auditing?

Auditor Smith: Congress.
Sybill effect by Dragoon91786 October 25, 2010

SYBIL DANNING 

B-Movie Actress of the 1980's and early 1990's best known for her scantily-clad characters and gratuitous nudity, blending a tough persona and ass-kicking attitude with raw sex appeal. The 80's archetype of "tough and sexy", the kind of actress who'd fanboys bow down to and worship at her feet, even licking her boots to pay homage!
Ever see a movie with Sybil Danning in it? That chick filled out a bikini like a friggin' Amazon but I wouldn't get too close, she might cut ya balls off!
SYBIL DANNING by KnightWrite December 9, 2010
Best girl in the room, so gorgeous all the guys want her and follow her about. Everyone wants to be her, no one can match up to her standards.

Also very good at sex.
I wish i could be like Sibilla
Sibilla by User0987654321 February 22, 2011
Sybille is the name of the most beautiful girl in the whole world. Often compared to an angel because she lights up the darkest of times, and makes people feel instantly better by just being around them. It is hard to imagine life without this person. Whoever has a chance to be with her should savor every second, of every minute of every hour. She is very creative, funny, easy going and also creates the best art the world has seen since Da Vinci.
You know that Gleb Alicious guy? He loves Sybille (Syb) Alicious.
Sybille by PrigaetNaKrishe April 14, 2008
The most gorgeous girl in the world. She is amazing and will melt your heart with just her smile. She is independent and has more swag than most men can handle. She is a rare find and well worth the effort it takes to get inside her heart. Once there she will do anything for you and make you feel like no one ever has.
I met this girl named Sybil and life will never be the same.

I've been "sybilized"
Sybil by athleticman December 28, 2011
Member of OCN. Very skilled with tools and acrylic. Also very generous, and nice overall. His build logs have been known to go very off topic.
OCN Member 1: "Hey, have you checked out Syrillian's latest build logs?"

OCN Member 2: "No, I better go look at it right now!"
Syrillian by McStuff December 30, 2008