Sworn in 

When your on a Zoom meeting with your class and the teacher gets disconnected and it picks you as the new host, similar to how LBJ got sworn quickly in in an emergency after JFK died.

" The Host Has Been Disconnected From The Chat." Me: "OMG I just got sworn in"

Sworn in by Big lipped butt April 29, 2020

The ol' Sword in the Stone 

Whilst recieving a handjob, the girl grabs the cock skin really hard and yanks upwards forcefully every few seconds, like is the guy trying to pull the sword from the stone in Excalibur.

oh nancy gave me the ol' sword in the stone last night.
I kept moaning in agony but she thought it was pleasure
so she kept pullinh harder and harder
now my cock looks like a slinky

The ol' Sword in the Stone by D.J. Dildo March 15, 2010

sword in the stone 

The act occurs when a couple are having sex without a condom and the male does not "pull out" before ejaculating. The idea is that he is suppose to but it feels too good or he just doesnt give a fuck.

"I had sex with Hannah last night and fell victim to the sword in the stone, i busted inside of her."

sword in the stone by NeonBlack26 July 18, 2009

The Sword-in-the-Stone 

While recieving a handjob the girl grabs the cock skin really hard and yanks up very forcefully everyfew seconds. Like the boy trying to pull the sword from the stone in Camelot.

Nancy gave me the sword-in-the-stone last night
I kept screaming in pain but she thought they were moans of pleasure
and now my dick looks like a slinky

The Sword-in-the-Stone by DjDildo March 11, 2010

The Sword in the Stone 

A novel of the legends of King Arthur written by T.H. White. The movie, created by Disney, is the best movie ever.

Hey man, have you heard of that kick ass movie The Sword in the Stone?

The Sword in the Stone by carly December 15, 2004

sword in the stone 

sex position where the woman lies on her neck with her legs spread and the guy stands over her and dips his cock in that pussy

none that I can think of, peter north does it in a movie though

sword in the stone by Fil December 18, 2004

sword in the stoned 

The act of smoking marijuana as well as engaging in a King Arthur sexual role play with a partner.

My wife and I have been trying out the sword in the stoned, it’s really spiced things up between us.

sword in the stoned by TheScoobiestDoo December 4, 2019