A typical fan of the Oregon Ducks and
blind follower of Sweatshop
Phil aka the founder of NIKE (hence the Swoosh), Phil Knight.
Whilst their football team
beats women, steals laptops, and drives under the influence demands that you show their entitled clown costume sorry asses respect.
The
two Douche Swoosh's walked back to the
bus after the Ducks loss at the Rose
Bowl with tears smearing their make up, wearing fluorescent green and yellow NIKE emblazoned clown outfits screeching to anyone in ear shot that they were cheated out of the victory by the refs.