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witty, charming online celeb who enjoys cars, video games, and is a bit of a fanboy when in the presence of female celebrities.
funny, xbox, disney, Swoozie
Swoozie by scififan May 29, 2013
Related Words
swoomz • swoozy • swoozie • swoom • swooming • Swooze • Swoozed • swoozin • smoomz • swoomened
Dude your lookin pretty swoozy today
swoozy by SameBrotherMan February 10, 2022
Marijuana makes everything swoozy.

You think you are so swoozy, because you can get out of tickets.

The doctor told me the news but his swooziness made it seem like nothing at all.

My boss is one swoozy man.

You are a swoozy son-of-a-bitch.
swoozy by B.Gatewood January 28, 2009
A guy that knows how to make every girl feel special. He says and does all the right things. He leads a girl on but the truth is he doesn't have feelings for her and he is actually swoozing a bunch of other girls too. He is typically cocky and very attractive. He isn't a player because he isn't sleeping with all the girls but he is the prince charming every girl dreams about. He likes knowing he can get the girls but not committing. It’s an ego thing.
1. That guy is such a swoozer

2. He is such a swooze
Swoozer by Meghan Zook April 22, 2011
V. i. to be amongst beautiful girls

ii. to be mackin
N. . Swoomers are single (or wish to be...)
ii. Swoomers don't talk, they just do
iii. Swoomers aren't made, they are born
iv. Swoomers don't approach, biddies flock
v. Swoomers don't seek attention, they just gain it.
vi. Swoomers drink top shelf
vii. Swoomers get yoked
viii. Swoomers are prepared for whatever awaits them
ix. Swoomers can say whatever, to whomever, whenever
x. Swoomers don’t play the game, they are the game
xi. Swoomers don't take NO for an answer
xii. Swoomers know things before they happen. They got that swoom sense
xiii. Swoomers demand excellence
xiv. Swoomers are show'ers and grow'ers
xv. Swoomers' swag switch is always ON
Dude was swoomin', we had no chance
Swooz is exemplifying individuality, courage, compassion, gratitude, benevolence, love, and respect!
The swooz comes from within.
swooz by ok.ba April 4, 2019
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