swongschlong

For the men in the world who have large "schlongs" and carry the ability to swing them around, as if it were a piece of rope.

Latoya: "Tyrone has a swongschlong girl! Have you seen it yet? It's so long!"

by WINGODINGO January 26, 2019

SlingSchlong

A wiener so long, one can use as a replacement slingshot if need be.

As David and Goliath fought, his slingshot was broken. He used his Slingschlong to defeat Goliath. Thus, David was made King because of his insane wiener.

by backotruck December 2, 2011