Swollenoscopy 

Euphemism for anal sex - eg. performing a colonoscopy with a swollen penis

My girlfriend was really drunk the other night so I gave her a swollenoscopy

Swollenoscopy by gruntyphish July 5, 2010

Swolonoscopy

The examination of one's form whilst getting swole at the gym for the purpose of correcting errors which may prevent maximum swollicity or the further development of Swoliosis. Failure to correct bad form may result in terminal Swoliosarcoma.

Hey bro, can you give me a Swolonoscopy while I get my swole on with this power rack?

Swolonoscopy by failbot_9000 June 27, 2010