swolemonkey

N. A man of the chonkiest stature, with the highest standard of beauty

Often mistaken for albino Harambe
Almost definitely has small pepe

Swolemonkey Joe Shmoe pulls straight dimes with his Harambe-esque man boobs.

by Peterweiner May 27, 2022

stonemonkey

either an actual monkey made from stone, or a person who, while to stoned for speech, resorts to grunts to communicate.

Stoner: Dude, I've got the munchies. Want to go to T-Bell?
Stonemonkey: Grunt.
Stoner: So... ya wanna go?
Stonemonkey: Grunt.
Stoner: You can't move can you?
Stonemonkey: Grunt

by Mysteriouslydelirious April 3, 2009