Switzer

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To have little or no penis

Small enough to not be aloud on ride

watch men wrestle for fun

A girl came up to me and said a have a Switzer.

I tried to get on the ride but i was Switzered and had to go home and beat off.

Do you wanna Switzer this weekend?

Switzer by Harry norman bush October 15, 2009

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Switzer

Someone who sees the world through a colorful spectrum. Wild some days and calm and relaxed on others. Loves hanging out with many people and is very sympathetic. Very good in bed too

She told me she wasn't going to marry me because i wasn't as Switzer as she expected.

Switzer by Cr3ycr3y November 23, 2021

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Switzer Fellow

A total and complete badass, particularly as it relates to changing the world for the better. Most often recognized for leadership capabilities in the environmental realm, the Switzer Foundation has been known to award their prestigious fellowships to individuals who advance sustainability in other ways, such as environmental justice.

"Hey, did you see that special on PBS where that Switzer Fellow was bashing the new coal plant proposed in the low rent district?" "Yeah, that total badass will help save thousands of poor kids from exposure to pollution."

Switzer Fellow by boozylabelle January 11, 2012

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dirty switzer

When you finger a strippers asshole and then proceeded to wipe the fecal matter on your friends face!

We were at The Rhino when Robert was fingering Cinnamon's sphincter, when he all of a sudden wiped it on Kevin's upper lip. The Dirty Switzer

dirty switzer by drunkinpublic October 9, 2016

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Mrs.Switzer

A 7C science teacher at Andersen Middle school. Laughs like a witch and is really mad all the time.

Mrs.Switzer is crazy!

Mrs.Switzer by bhaddie2222 October 9, 2019

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Giving a Switzer

When you only have to eat someone's ass once for it to be effective.

Tim: So, have you been eating that ass rightly, daily and nightly?
Barry: No, I'm only giving a Switzer to Ed once.
Tim: Wow, that good, huh?

Giving a Switzer by Jawabreaker March 28, 2019

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Amanda Switzer

Heey Guurl, I know you're reading this, and I'm gonna be watching you smile ;) BUT HEY first onee :)

Amanda Switzer is reading it right now!

Amanda Switzer by GobbleGobble3000 August 22, 2012

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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