Swirt 

when participating in sexual relations, a woman will squirt and sweat at the same time. thus indicating pure pleasure. it's like sexual ecstasy, she saw the lord!

uy: YO i made that chick SWIRT so bad last night! It was ALLLLLL over the place!!!!

Swirt by pleasure givers September 20, 2011

swirt 

an old sweatshirt that has had its sleeves cut off to make a t-shirt, often paired with jorts.

While at the beach, I saw an old man wearing a fashionable swirt, jort combo.

swirt by Kylie369 May 29, 2007

Shirtpipe 

When you walk out of the shower wearing only a t-shirt and you get a massive erection.

I was just about to go to work but my boyfriend left the shower with a massive shirtpipe. Let's just say I was late for work that day.

Shirtpipe by Loril November 19, 2021

Tittie Shirt 

A shirt made of spandex or lycra much like an Under Armor shirt that a man with titties would wear for support and the appearance of a muscular chest.

Carl developed bitch tit after he stopped juicing up and working out at the gym. He needed a Tittie Shirt to make it look like he still had pecs. Sad Fuck!!!

Tittie Shirt by will bitten September 19, 2017

skirted egg

A person who is bald on top but has hair on the sides and back. Was heard on Trailer Park Boys, where J-Roc told Mr. Lahey he looked like a "skirted egg."

That guy looks like a skirted egg!

skirted egg by ksyder December 9, 2008

Shirt Booger 

noun
1. Phenomenon when, after blowing your nose into a tissue, you sense the distinct feeling of the booger dislodging from nose but fail to find the booger in the tissue. Then, after some passage of time, the booger is discovered on a part of your shirt that seems physically impossible.
2. Rarer phenomenon when the booger winds up on another individuals shirt due to proximity when blowing the nose.
3. A person who regularly displays boogers on their shirt as described in #1.

Business Meeting
Johnson: My sales numbers this quarter surpassed budget again!
Boss: Johnson, what in the heck is that on your shirt collar?
Johnson: Huh? Aha, that's where he landed! It's just my shirt booger.
Boss: Ok, but what about the one on your shirtsleeve? Is that another shirt booger?
Johnson: Yeah...
Boss: Johnson, your booger surpassed the tissue again, you're such a shirt booger!

Shirt Booger by drizzle roach June 5, 2013

Shirtless Bobby 

A shirtless Bobby is a double vodka tonic with limes and is only drank by the coolest most metal shirtless sexy ripped corner dwellers at the bar.

Bartender: What can I get for ya?
Customer: I'll take a Shirtless Bobby.
Bartender: Sure, one lime or 2?

Ex 2::

Person A:: "Dude I got so fucked up on Shirtless Bobbies last night."
Person B:: "oh man, they get ya every time!"

Shirtless Bobby by Shirtless Bobby February 19, 2014