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Chin Swing 

The moment after consuming to many disco biscuits and your chin begins to take on a life of its own, never perfectly in place, more constantly es-cue.
Is Matt okay?, Last I saw he was on the dance floor having a big chin swing
Chin Swing by Matthew Murch August 15, 2017

chinese moon swing 

the chinese moon swing:kind of like a 69,but standing up,with the girls back facing towards you.her legs wraping around your neck.and her neck tilted back to suck your dick while eating her out.(girl must be flexible)
this asian girl taught me this..... weird shit,it was like........damm it WAS GOOD.They called it the CHINESE MOON SWING

chinese mushroom pendulum swing 

an aesthetically based sexual maneuver in which the performer squats , wraps his arms around his legs and uses them to propel his body in a circular motion therefore creating a swinging of the penis and nutsack in a 360 degree swing. can be shortened to c.m.p.s for quicker use.
you: "man that chick last night was so hot how did you manage to fuck her?"

Me: i just did a chinese mushroom pendulum swing and she was so impressed with my technique, she had no choice

Chinese swing 

A swing with accessibility to the rider's genitalia/anus. Supposedly invented in the far east. It could be as simple as a hammock, or as complex as an injection molded custom fit unit upwards of $1500.
me: Let's go down to my sex dungeon, and try out my new Chinese swing. It has thermionic heating and cooling.

some chick: Damn you know how to fuck in luxury.

me: You're making me blush.

Sling the Ching 

It's a word or phrase that my cool coworker Joe says whenever he want's to go workout at the gym and check out some nice boobies and asses!!!!
Well do you want to get wings tonight? No thanks, i gotta go sling the ching.

ShingChing 

The ability to call out this word and control whatever is stated in the shingching sentence.
Shingching i get a sip of that pop!
ShingChing by Carl Pensor May 20, 2008