swimpotent

The inability to swim; unable to swim properly

“Yo is he drowning?”
“No, he’s just swimpotent.”

by FalconF January 25, 2020

Simpotent

when a person (usually male) is excessively deferential, engages in flattery, or "does way too much for a person they like" (usually a female), but is afraid to practice sexual acts with said person (usually female) once they show interest.

"bruh, on gawd this nigga Tanukichi be actin real simpotent around these bitches"

by KoolaidJizz January 15, 2021

twimpotent

a type of twitter dysfunction characterized by limp or wimpy tweets

That tweet was so twimpotent!

by bws92082 February 21, 2018