TG You know just general advice to stick to nondescript t-shirts and arm slings...that kind of thing
NK
snollerific
TG
I was with a guy today and he had a bag of clothes from last night, he dropped his shirt so I picked it up for him, that's when I noticed his pants on the floor, fhl.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.