sweigert

A male that enjoys a good rusty trombone

Well I guess Austin is a sweigert

by Kundertaint89 March 14, 2018

Mr. Swigert

A stupid ass who will never tell you to shut up. He is 70 and still watches porn.

Fuck you Mr. Swigert, you watch porn.

by MiniFalcon July 22, 2017

Mr. Swigert

A fat ass daddy who stuck his saggy foreskin up my pp hole

"Mr. Swigert is one fat ass daddy"
"oh yeah"

by mr.swiggycaneatme May 5, 2019

Mr. Swīgert

Mr. Swīgert is some would call a very good person! He watches porn and it’s very fun to chill in his basement while he sticks it in me!

Mr. Swīgert is so sexy! I saw Mr.Swigert in the hall and he was looking thicc as hell!

by Sexy Buddha669 January 30, 2020

sweigart

A pimp ass motherfucker lookin so damn good while he rides his harley and plays his guitar!!!

Look at that sexy bitch, he must be a sweigart.

by Kevin Sweigart January 3, 2005

Mr. Swigert

A great man who we must all worship

Hail Mr. Swigert!

by #IQ134 May 5, 2019

Teddy Swigert

A person who constantly plays gorilla tag and likes jazz

Person 1: “damn bro your being a real teddy Swigert”
Person 2: “for real”

by Eggcumsock June 24, 2021