sweetwood 

sweetwood ! a guy that will lie , steal , screw your wife , rob his family and try's to run a worn out old rail road that by the way he wanted to steal but they booted his sorry ass out ! so now he just plays with himself

someone sweetwooded the shit out of my toilet

sweetwood by DRILL FOR OIL NOW October 18, 2019

speedwood 

Speedwood is a subgenre or genre of music created by Michael D. Bridges and Georger R. Baum. It consists of mainly two acoustic instruments - a guitar and a piano. Sometimes other acoustic instruments are added such as a drum, slinky, or recorder. It is a fast-paced music where the players play their instruments as hard as fast as they can and include the occassional ballad as well. The creator's website is at www.speedwood.com

We didn't want to have a full band, so we decided that we'd play speedwood.

speedwood by kagomeshuko November 9, 2004

sweetbooze 

/swi:t-bu:zh/

A sweet or fruity alcoholic beverage, similar to girly drinks. The sweetness can be evident in the taste, colour, smell, or any combination of the three. Also includes somewhat less feminine drinks, such as any alcoholic beverage containing juice, soda, or energy drinks.

Mom: You REEK of sweetbooze.

Son: No Ma! It's redbull! I swear!

sweetbooze by YoungChris December 12, 2011

SweetCookiePie 

A pretentious fucktard.

SweetCookiePie is stupid.

SweetCookiePie by .OA+ July 14, 2003

sweetblood 

A crazy awesome book about a Goth girl who has diabetes, and who has a theory that vampire legends sprouted from the side affects untreated diabetes.

Sweetblood is kinda creepy, but really awesome.

sweetblood by Mikey Ninja July 8, 2007

Sheerwoodian 

There are two stages of advanced drunken language. The first stage is Swahili and the second is Sherwoodian. Sherwoodian is when all the words sound as one and contain a lot of mumbling to the point of being totally incomprehensible. Usually at this point the subject is drooling and spilling shit all over the place like a total loser.

Hey, I was down on B-dock last night and this one dude was speaking Sheerwoodian! We waited until he passed out then gave him a flying teabag.

Wow, what a fucking loser!!!

Sheerwoodian by B-Dock Drinking Team December 9, 2008

swartwood 

complete loser or stalker.

That guy with the hood has been staring at me all night. What a swartwood.

swartwood by G-man guy June 2, 2005