Sheerwoodian 

There are two stages of advanced drunken language. The first stage is Swahili and the second is Sherwoodian. Sherwoodian is when all the words sound as one and contain a lot of mumbling to the point of being totally incomprehensible. Usually at this point the subject is drooling and spilling shit all over the place like a total loser.

Hey, I was down on B-dock last night and this one dude was speaking Sheerwoodian! We waited until he passed out then gave him a flying teabag.

Wow, what a fucking loser!!!

Sheerwoodian by B-Dock Drinking Team December 9, 2008

Sherwooding 

1. Bragging uncontrollably

2. Talking and/or telling a joke that 1 or less people understand

3. Bragging about nonsense

4. Talking about nonsense

Aiden: I am so good in that game I could beat you any day 'cus you suck at cheese so much...

Dan: Stop sherwooding!

Sherwooding by The King of the Dictionaries May 17, 2014

Sherwooding 

The act of leaving a group to take care of your individual needs with no thought to the groups mission or goals.

As soon as our fire company made it to the grocery store, John had to go sherwooding for some snacks and deodorant.

Sherwooding by Poor Judgement June 3, 2011