Sweet Beaver 

A term of exclamation, a positive affirmation. Not to be taken as a sexual term because beaver is in the phrase

Used in a conversation:
Dude! I just got front row tickets!
"Sweet Beaver!"
Oh yes, the beaver is definitely sweet.

Sweet Beaver by T2 ~ Hoodratz.net January 15, 2004

skeet beaver 

Any unhelpful customer service representative. Usually found working in banks, post offices, IT departments, or all levels of government service. Often noted for an undeserved sense of superiority, a skeet beaver's main defining feature is a general cluelessness about how to help their customers.

Can be used for any person paradoxically both too smug and too inept to do a decent job.

John: Dude, did you get your refund?

Mark: I was on the phone for an hour with some skeet beaver, finally I just gave up.

John: Yeah, dude, that money is gone.

skeet beaver by Quackenblatz June 12, 2008