swartner

Swinging partner

Our neighbours special friends aren’t free this weekend so they’re off to the club to find a new swartner

by JD242 November 11, 2021

Shartner

A person you hold hands with while you both shart yourselves.

Pete: Want to be my shartner, Dennis?

Dennis: It would be an honor, homeslice!

by PistolPedro March 11, 2021

Smartners

Two (or more) intelligent people who are frequently seen together. These intelligent people may often hang out together because they find the company of others to be dull or IQ lowering. Like 'partners', but with brains.

I saw Andrew and Spencer hanging out in the quad again today. Andrew was assembling his solar powered espresso machine and Spencer was setting off vinegar and baking soda rockets. I think they're smartners.

by richard bullard barnes March 8, 2011

Spartner

A combination of the words "spouse" and "parter" meant to not be sexual-preference specific; one's life partner.

All couples argue sometimes, but one must learn how to deal with their spartner in a calm, proper manner.

by Janie U August 5, 2009

Smartner

1.(n)A silly last name.
2.(n)A silly family.

1."What's your Smartner?"
"My smartner is Cartner."
2."Look at those Smartners."

by Kris-10 April 27, 2005

Shartner

Our Lord and Savior

All hail Shartner, All hail Shartner

by RoastyToasty424 November 30, 2017