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Shartner 

A person you hold hands with while you both shart yourselves.
Pete: Want to be my shartner, Dennis?

Dennis: It would be an honor, homeslice!
Shartner by PistolPedro March 11, 2021
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Two (or more) intelligent people who are frequently seen together. These intelligent people may often hang out together because they find the company of others to be dull or IQ lowering. Like 'partners', but with brains.
I saw Andrew and Spencer hanging out in the quad again today. Andrew was assembling his solar powered espresso machine and Spencer was setting off vinegar and baking soda rockets. I think they're smartners.

Spartner 

A combination of the words "spouse" and "parter" meant to not be sexual-preference specific; one's life partner.
All couples argue sometimes, but one must learn how to deal with their spartner in a calm, proper manner.
Spartner by Janie U August 5, 2009
1.(n)A silly last name.
2.(n)A silly family.
1."What's your Smartner?"
"My smartner is Cartner."
2."Look at those Smartners."
Smartner by Kris-10 April 27, 2005

Shartner 

All hail Shartner, All hail Shartner
Shartner by RoastyToasty424 November 30, 2017