Swant
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Swant
Stands for Social Networking Acquaintance: Never Talked.
In the case where you add someone on Facebook, Twitter, etc. and mutually follow each other without really knowing the other person - maybe they looked interesting, or said one comment you found amusing - but never followed it up with an actual conversation. Turns out the person posts quite a bit, and you end up learning huge amounts of intimate detail about their life - indeed, almost feeling like they're a close friend - even though you never actually talked.
In the case where you add someone on Facebook, Twitter, etc. and mutually follow each other without really knowing the other person - maybe they looked interesting, or said one comment you found amusing - but never followed it up with an actual conversation. Turns out the person posts quite a bit, and you end up learning huge amounts of intimate detail about their life - indeed, almost feeling like they're a close friend - even though you never actually talked.
"Hey, who's this Elizabeth person on your Twitter timeline?"
"Oh, I followed her years back and now I know how many cats she has, what her favourite TV shows are, and when her grandparents died. She's my swant."
"Oh, I followed her years back and now I know how many cats she has, what her favourite TV shows are, and when her grandparents died. She's my swant."
Swant by Marcus Aurelius XIII July 26, 2013
Swant
Swant by skeleton_dicks January 7, 2018
Swant
It's a swan with the T, and thus no one has owned this term, and I have claimed it for my own power.
Look at that Swant! :o
Steamy Santa
A highly advanced defecation maneuver where one climbs to the roof of the unsuspecting party’s house, squats over the chimney and takes a shit, leaving excrement plummeting down the chimney. This results in a steamy deuce at the bottom of the living room fireplace. While the maneuver draws it’s name from and is similar to the western tradition of Santa Clause, it tends to draw a negative reaction from the unsuspecting party.
Individual 1: Did you hear Ricky gave Randy Lahey a Steamy Santa?
Individual 2: He did what?
Individual 1: He took a shit down Randy’s chimney leaving a steamy terd in the living room fireplace.
Individual 2: (Nods in approval) ....nice.....
Individual 2: He did what?
Individual 1: He took a shit down Randy’s chimney leaving a steamy terd in the living room fireplace.
Individual 2: (Nods in approval) ....nice.....
Steamy Santa by #RickyShits February 12, 2020
Bread Santa
A nickname given to anarchocommunist activist, philosopher, and revolutionary Pyotr (Peter) Kropotkin (Russian: Пётр Алексе́евич Кропо́ткин) (1842 – 1921), largely in part due to his appearance: a jolly, balding man with a large, white, bushy beard and glasses. These features combined make Kropotkin look strikingly like Santa Claus. The "bread" part comes from Kropotkin's most popular and distinguished work, "The Conquest of Bread", in which among other things, he criticizes capitalism by outlining core issues including class struggle, poverty and scarcity.
Bread Santa by Acriimony August 4, 2019
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