A pretty shitty town north of
Boston and south of Greenland. Located in Massachusetts, its where high schoolers complain about having nothing to do. On weekends, teenagers will either get stoned, drunk, or bitch about not being able to get stoned or drunk. Swampscott incorporates the preps of Marblehead with the gangbangers of Lynn, making one of the largest preppiest towns who wish they were
black, and that's not saying much, seeing as the town is about three
square miles long. Not a bad music scene, actually, as many decent bands form here, and band shows are always fun. Opinions on the school system vary, the education is good, as most kids go off to
college, but the administration are a bunch of fucking idiots who don't know a good idea from a horses' left testicle. There is no crime here whatsoever, because of this, the
police spend most of their time watching 'Fred' videos on
Youtube and pissing off French nationalists. Overall, it's a not a good place to be. But you could be stuck somewhere worse.
Here's an impression of someone who
just found out that they'
re gonna be stuck in Swampscott their entire life.
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