swamproot

A penis infected with advanced stages of HPV.

A gnarled and weathered looking penis, usually resembling the base of taxodium distichum, or the swamp cypress tree. Usually dark in color with a rough texture.

Did you see that guy's wicked swamproot? He must have a bad case of HPV.

by Mr. Smitty February 6, 2010

swampboat

A variation of the motorboating of the breasts. This involvles sticking ones face and mouth into anothers butthole and doing the motorboat maneuver.

Last night she wanted me to motorboat her, but I told her let's do something more adventurous. Sit on my face baby, we're gonna swampboat.

by jdizzleut January 7, 2011

Swampfooting

the art and practice of massaging a womens clitoris then inserting toe or toes into her vagina. Artificial lubrication is optional. also called swampfootin or pussyfooting or pussyfootin

There is nothing more relaxing then doin a little swampfooting with the girlfriends pussy

by TeamJimmy July 8, 2009

Swampfoot

A term used in describing foot odor, it is typically used when the odor has a particularly "wet" or "musky" aroma, or when the smell is so strong that simply telling someone that their feet stink is not enough.

"Ugh...Jesus dude...(gags)...your girl's got some serious swampfoot!!"

by frostboy74 September 16, 2009

Swampboat

Like motorboating but when you boat in the swamp you encounter mud.

Where one motorboats a ladies breasts, one would swampboat her butt cheeks.

by Smugs McBenzie October 8, 2008

Swampscott

A pretty shitty town north of Boston and south of Greenland. Located in Massachusetts, its where high schoolers complain about having nothing to do. On weekends, teenagers will either get stoned, drunk, or bitch about not being able to get stoned or drunk. Swampscott incorporates the preps of Marblehead with the gangbangers of Lynn, making one of the largest preppiest towns who wish they were black, and that's not saying much, seeing as the town is about three square miles long. Not a bad music scene, actually, as many decent bands form here, and band shows are always fun. Opinions on the school system vary, the education is good, as most kids go off to college, but the administration are a bunch of fucking idiots who don't know a good idea from a horses' left testicle. There is no crime here whatsoever, because of this, the police spend most of their time watching 'Fred' videos on Youtube and pissing off French nationalists. Overall, it's a not a good place to be. But you could be stuck somewhere worse.

Here's an impression of someone who just found out that they're gonna be stuck in Swampscott their entire life.

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by marbleheadblowstoo May 24, 2011

Swampscott

Beautiful beach town located just north of Boston. Peaceful suburb but still has a lot of fun. Most high schoolers in Swampscott get high on the weekdays and drunk on the weekends. Has an unusually attractive population, a 10 to you, is like a 6-7 in "The Swamp"(Swampscott) People who live here, love it here, and hold a lot of pride for the hidden gem. Only downside to Swampscott is that it's right next to a giant dump, that most people call "Marblehead." #rollswamp

1: yo did you do anything this weekend?

2: yeah I went to this party in Swampscott

1: I bet it sucked lol

2: actually Swampscott parties are always ragers. You wouldn't expect it, but yeah it was a RIP

1: huh, I always knew there was more to Swampscott than an ocean view and an incredible education system

by Csg1221 November 17, 2016