swampey

Someone who has an amazing ability to outsmart even the wittiest indian taxi driver out of a fare. One who can run like the wind regardless of his intoxication, and one who speaks in the "he who" riddles. Also known as the "Undercover Red-Head".
Swampey!!!!!!!! What the fuck are you doing you fucking idiot?! For Fuck Sake... Cabbys' got your phone again!!!!!!
by AlphaFoxtrotLima February 01, 2015
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swampeye

When you cum and deliberately hit them in the eye.
1# Did you see your girl last night?
2# Yeah, I gave her a swampeye.
1# Damn son!
2# She said her eye is still hurting and won't talk to me. So worth it though.
by Anabel69 October 24, 2014
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