a rad little human who may or may not steal all your tasty vodka.

swamp gnomes enjoy rainbows, smoking too many cigarettes and frolicking in swamps and tangles made of nice things or mud.
dispite they're dishevled apperance and crazy antics, swamp gnomes make excellent companions for missions of any kind, and will totally have your nips covered.
look at that awesome little person rolling around in that filth- they are almost assuredly a swamp gnome...
by hillperson December 8, 2010
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