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Swamp Cooler 

A cold wet rag applied to the vaginal region post coitus.
Guy: Wow, that was some hot sex!
Girl: My lady bits are on fire! Grab me a swamp cooler!
Swamp Cooler by SugarShaker September 8, 2017

Swamp-cooler

(Must be sitting down in order for it to work properly)
After a hard days work or just the usual male doings, when the chode is humid and sweaty, he scoots to the edge of the chair or wherever he's sitting and finds a comfortable position. He then must spread his legs and move them inward and outward (moving knees towards each other), creating a breeze with his thighs. In turn, the air makes the swampy conditions of his grundle cool in temperature.
"My gooch is so sweaty right now...I need to do the swamp-cooler."
Swamp-cooler by Merick August 18, 2007

Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler 

On a hot day, when sweat has accumulated down your ass crack, you drop your pants slightly and have someone blow air straight down your cheeks causing an evaporative cooler effect resulting an immediate drop in body temperature.
Tom was getting close to having a heat stroke so he had Tammy hook him up with a Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler to cool him off.